What could be a really cool myspace headline?

I need help looking for a myspace headline...I am looking for something that sounds really funny and sarcastic.... I would also like it to be something that nobody else has please!! It would bee cool if it was a quote.....thanks in advance.

What could be a really cool myspace headline?

Here is some from a very quick web trawl.....

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

I don鈥檛 suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

I鈥檓 smiling. This should scare you.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

If you鈥檙e one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.

I鈥檓 not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

I鈥檓 not sure what鈥檚 wrong鈥?But it鈥檚 probably your fault.

This place is so weird that the cockroaches have moved next door.

The world will end tomorrow (unless postponed by rain).

I never admit or deny anything it makes me more interesting.

By the time you read this you鈥檝e already read it.

Whatever you do, don鈥檛 congratulate yourself too much. You鈥檙e not that good.

Hope you like one of them...

What could be a really cool myspace headline?

champion of life, that's what mine is =P

What could be a really cool myspace headline?

i ate the last cookie.

and no this one isnt mine i just made it up.