Myspace qoute?

i need a new qoute 4 myspace (next 2 the pic u know) but i want it 2 b funny and not have bad language or anything

thanks! = )

Myspace qoute?

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?

'Hold my purse.'

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable

Myspace qoute?

If I'm humanity's last hope you are all screwed.

Myspace qoute?

eating a hamburger is like eating butter

Myspace qoute?

mine says "dont be a douche"...

Myspace qoute?

i always put (only when I'm in a very relaxed and delighted mood)

yourname is "putting his/her feet up on the coffee table"

Myspace qoute?

I just thought of this one..

Keep your friends close, keep your best friends closer.

I've read these before

Gwen Stefani Taught me how to spell Bananas

or

We're so cool.. we make ice cubes jealous

Good Luckk

Love

Myspace qoute?

if you never try, you'll never fail, those are the words i live by.

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I'm a nobody, and nobody is perfect, so that means I'm perfect :P

Myspace qoute?

i can give you a nice pic comment but i cant think of anything for the pic name