What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

I need some cute/funny sayings that i can put on my headline on myspace. I dont want some cheesy ones like "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." I want some good ones like sure I act like an immature idiot but at least im having fun. THANX!

What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

Nobody is perfect, I am Nobody

I never try quitting, and never quit trying

What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

i love u like a fat kid loves cake

What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

you can fall off a ladder, you can fall out of a tree but the place to fall is in love with me!

What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

"Roses are red / Violets are blue / Some poems rhyme / But this one doesn't."

Teehee, that's my favorite.

What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

i don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because i hate you

this is the best quote of life

What are some cute/Funny sayings or quotes? (Read Details)?

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.