Who can give me really funny quotes for my headline on my myspace?

i want a really funny i mean HILARIOUS headline for my myspace so if you guys have any suggestions please let me know...

Who can give me really funny quotes for my headline on my myspace?

I got a lot of laughs from other people for these:

1) Laugh with me and I'll laugh with you, but laugh AT me and I'll kick your ***.

2) Go suck an egg roll.

3) Quit bothering me or I'll shove a rainbow up your nose.

Who can give me really funny quotes for my headline on my myspace?

u mean funny like a joke? my girl (boy) is so ugly that I use her (his)face as toilet paper. She's (He's)so ugly that the police use her (him)to stand on the road to get people to turn around when they have a road block. I really have no idea. Sorry. Use your imagination. Go with what makes you laugh. If you have a good sense of humour, and it makes you laugh, then maybe you will pick something funny to use.