I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

Something that is going to make someone want to read it twice....Don't give stupid answers please.....

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

Some of my personal favorites:

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

My guitar wants to kill your mama.

-Frank Zappa

The other day my daughter told me to "Grow up!",

but she's the one with a safety pin in her navel.

-Redfox

It felt like a six hundred pound gopher, going forty-five miles an hour.

-baseball guy at the World Series referring to the Loma Prieta earthquake

Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life

that made sense from things she found in gift shops.

-Kurt Vonnegut

You're so mother humping odd that I can't take my eyes off you.

-Saturday Night Live

If you lock the demons in the basement, they are going to blow up the house

-Chuck Cassimano, aka. Bob Sakimano

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

I've Put "Santa So Stole My Cookie Idea" IT's Great

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

Right side up is upside down's right side up.

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

save water, bath with a friend

its funny, witty , and cute

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

Life's a box of chocolates--you never know what you are gonna get!

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

Try "I'm cheap, and can't maintain friends offline so i'm joining this for the hype it has"

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

"It is impossible to bite your nose"

"Ur mom said what?"

"Lifes a ***** and its always having puppies.

I need a really quirky, attention getting, unique and funny quote for my myspace tagline!!!!?

i like life sux, get a straw

and the life and puppies one is hilarious!

and killing for peace is like screwing for virginity