Anyhting in general. example: If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
What are some funny headlines for a myspace profile?
If you chuck a cat out the window does that make it kitty litter?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
Why didn't Noah swat does 2 mosquitos?
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I'm perfect.
In a country of free speech why are there phonebills?
How do 'do not walk on the grass signs' get there?
Would a fly without any wings be called a walk?
Why is it called a tourist season when you can't shoot at them?
If superman's so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?
The main reason why santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
They are just a few but I've got loads more. If you need more, or funnier ones just ask.
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