What's a funny quote to put on myspace?

I need a really funny one for my page...anyone know any good ones?

What's a funny quote to put on myspace?

Women would rather be right than reasonable."

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."

"Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three

categories- those that don't work, those that break down, and those that get lost."

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time."

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest.

"Man has his will, - but woman has her way."

What's a funny quote to put on myspace?

"You looked better on Myspace." =)

What's a funny quote to put on myspace?

I love to eat eat eat eat apples and bananas-einstein

What's a funny quote to put on myspace?

"Nothing says obey me like a severed head on a fencepost."

What's a funny quote to put on myspace?

my favorite is "Life is a ***** %26amp; when she stops bitching i'll know i'm finaly dead!"