Funny myspace headlines?

The only one I can come up with is

"Keep the Earth clean it's not Uranus"

Not very funny!

Funny myspace headlines?

I love what you done with your window

Funny myspace headlines?

just put, hmm... something funny... something funny,

or you could say witty

Funny myspace headlines?

Save gas, fart in a money box.

Funny myspace headlines?

"You Say Potato, I Say Shut The **** Up"

Funny myspace headlines?

i've got beef between my teeth and it would be really great if i had some floss!

awhhhh.. theres a noteee in my twinkie

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Funny myspace headlines?

Dirty Penis!!!!