Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

alright so i was sitting in art class today and this girl is sitting across from me chewing on her shirt. swear to god almighty i thought she was trying to eat it! so i took a few pics and told her i would post it on myspace. she thought that it would be kinda funny b/c as it turned out what she was trying to do was peel the letters off of her shirt not eat it. i am going to post these in the morn but i need help with the caption for the pics. two kudos for the best caption

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

part human, part goat

(cuzu know how goats eat everything?

or if its at school, say somethin like the cafeteria is so bad, students are forced to eat their own clothes lol

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

"i forgot my lunch money"

"taste like chicken"

uhhh that's all i can think of lol

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

Time for a bite of alphabet shirt!

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

If she is skinny..... "look what happens when a skinny girl gets hungry.... no calories."

If she is fat be like"she couldnt wait til lunch."

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

Keep your kudos, cowboy, just give me best answer if it is. How about:

"Mmmm, red flavor, my fave!" (except you can substitute red for whatever color the shirt is)

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

"Sick... shirt-flavored!".

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

"If only Monica Lewinsky knew this method of dry-cleaning shirts!"

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

points yeehaw. =]

Hey guys i need your help with this one. i need a funny headline or caption?

I can't give them the shirt off my back if I do this!

This is stoooopid! Why do I keep listening to these voices in my head!

nothing like a good clean shirt after my underwear appetizer!