Any really cute sayings or funny quotes?

Does anyone know any really cute or funny sayings or quotes?

I want some for my myspace.

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A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Gloria Steinem

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an apple a day, keeps the doctor away

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Out of my mind! Be back in five minutes!!

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"Life is crap....then you die"

actually, it sounds kinda emo, doesn't it?

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"The man with nostrils is Mr. Nose amongst the noseless." ~Hindi Proverb

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you can check out www.mygirlyspace.com and look under poems/quotes under graphics they have some really cute ones. That is where I got some of mine from.

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this IS a real one, it happened in my life.

i went to vacation in my country, i had a crush on this guy, when i told him i liked him, he said he was homosexual.

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"friendship is thicker than blood"

that quote is in happy new year b from rent. mark says it when hes trying (with everyone else) to get roger and mimi back together. i love that quote so much. whenever theres a place that tells me to put a quote i always put that one

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Do you know karate baby? because your body is kickin'

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Or... Is it hot in here or is just you? or...

i'm as cute as a button

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charlie brown: i think i'm afraid to be happy.

lucy: how can you be afraid to be happy?

charlie brown: because whenever you get too happy, something bad always happens.

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Well here's one that I personally coined. You've heard that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, right? Well I like to say that "Sh*t don't drop far from the @ss!"

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Well I have tons,ill list some good ones and give u an awesome site ok!

All I ask is that you forever remember me as the girl who loved you most.

All that I've got to pull me through is memories of you.

But she can't let go of the memories she has of him.

Do you remember those nights when you stayed up just to talk to me on the phone until we both fell asleep? I'm glad you never hung up.

Every time I think of you I wanna lock you up in my memory box and throw away the key.

Four months went by and I almost forgot your face until they played that song tonight.

He was only temporary but our memories are permanent.

I bet you'll never remember half the things I'll never forget.

I can't remember the last time I forgot you.

Doesn閳ユ獩 it just fly by wild and free? Going anywhere the wind blew, baby. Living on crazy dreams, rock and roll, and faded blue jeans, standing on the edge of everything.

. Don閳ユ獩 wish on a star. Reach for one.

Dream as if you閳ユ獟l live forever. Live as if you閳ユ獟l die tomorrow.

Bikinis, towels, soaking up the sun, oceans, beaches, just having fun, hanging with friends, out after dark, summer 07 is where the party starts.

Halter tops, flip-flops, lemonade in the shade, blue skies, hot guys, bathing suits, shooting hoops, late nights, water fights, sleeping in, sneaking out, school is out. That's what summer's all about.

If you閳ユ獧e drinking apple juice and it閳ユ獨 warm, odds are that it閳ユ獨 not apple juice.

It閳ユ獨 the people who you grew up with you count on being by your side.

It閳ユ獨 weird. When you閳ユ獧e a kid you have this picture of how your life is going to be and it never crosses your mind that it won閳ユ獩 turn out like that.

. Life was so much easier when our only worries were that recess was too short, decisions were made by 閳ユ竼eny, meeny, miney, mo,閳?only skinned knees brought tears, boys were yucky and had cooties and goodbyes meant just until tomorrow.

Life was so much simpler when clothes didn閳ユ獩 match and boys had cooties.

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http://www.qm.your-memory.net/Burn.html

they have tons of quotes on love,funny,summer,movies,celebrities,ins... of course friendship,best friends, and so much more! its the best quote site!IT R0X!!!!!!!!!!! xo閳绢櫨o閳绢櫨o